…They called you pretty
In your hometown
Not to be petty,
But here in the city,
You’re not all that pretty,
You’re lucky we keep you around!
Now get back to work!!!
Come on in to the cathouse!
We’ve got pussies of every kind!
We have black, white and yellow and red ones!
And only one or two are feline!
I’m your benevolent mc
And I’m here to make sure they behave
Sure, they smell like cheese
And they’re full of disease,
But just think of the money you’ll save!
Tragedy! at the cathouse tonight!
Come and see
Why we like to call our cathouse
Tragedy!
It’s a curious sight!
Our female collection
Is not quite perfection
It’s like biting into a bitter confection
At cathouse tragedy!!!
Aright girls, come on, move it along.
I don’t want to be here anymore than you.
Ahh, I should’ve been a dentist.
The Minotaur is my butler, the Cyclops my valet.
A centaur drives my chariot that takes me down the way.
O’er a river made of fire, through a street that’s paved in bones.
I’ve got a dozen zombie skeletons to walk me to my throne.
In the land of the dead. Heck, boy ain’t it grand?
I’m the overlord of the underworld, ’cause I hold horror’s hand.
In the land of the dead, I’m dark-side royalty.
I’m far renowned in the underground and you can’t
take that from me.
Cerberus, my lap dog, is loyal as can be.
My bed is made of skulls.
I’m in the lap of luxury.
I’ve got a dragon’s blood Jacuzzi the Gargons think is cool
and a seven-headed Hydra living in my swimming pool!
In the land of the dead. Heck, boy ain’t it grand?
I’m the overlord of the underworld, ’cause I hold horror’s hand.
In the land of the dead, I’m dark-side royalty.
I’m far renowned in the underground and you can’t
take that away from me.
No, you can’t take that from me!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twat
I fucked your mom!
It’s that time again. Leave me some asks to come home to this afternoon!
(Source: leobear73, via kittystarz)
